The best pirate story ever

Ezra munched peanut butter toast with honey at breakfast. Leo giggled, throwing food everywhere. "Pirate 3 eyes, Pirate 1 eye, Pirate smelly pants - it's time for adventure!" Ezra announced.

The family drove to the Thames where their pirate ship waited. It was moored right next to Big Ben. Everyone changed into colorful pirate outfits.

They hoisted the sails and waved goodbye to London. The wind filled their sails perfectly. Daddy steered while Mummy checked the map.

They sailed through sunshine and rain. Waves splashed over the deck. Leo laughed each time water sprayed his face.

On day four, Ezra climbed to the top of the mast. Through his golden telescope, he spotted another ship. "Pirates approaching!" he shouted down.

Daddy put on shiny armor. Leo pulled down his pants and wiggled his bottom. Mummy climbed onto her trusty horse. Ezra readied his drone.

The approaching ship carried twenty bearded pirates. They all wore eye patches and looked very scary. Many were wobbling from drinking too much pirate juice.

"Sink that ship!" Ezra commanded as the enemy drew near. The family sprang into action immediately. Their pirate hearts were brave and true.

Ezra launched his drone toward the enemy ship. It zoomed through the air like a bird. The drone crashed into the ship's side, making a big hole.

Mummy galloped her horse and leaped onto the enemy deck. Pirates scattered in fear. Many tumbled overboard with splashes.

Daddy swam to the pirate ship in his heavy armor. He climbed up the wooden side carefully. With mighty strength, he tore down their sails.

Leo continued wiggling his bottom at the pirates. They couldn't stop laughing at the silly sight. His distraction worked perfectly.

Water poured into the enemy ship through the hole. The deck tilted sideways slowly. Pirates jumped into the sea to escape.

"Get the treasure!" Ezra shouted excitedly. The family scrambled onto the sinking ship. They had to hurry before everything disappeared underwater.

They discovered a massive treasure chest in the captain's cabin. It was almost too heavy to lift. Inside sparkled diamonds, crystals, and gold coins.

Gold cups and plates filled another chest. Beautiful necklaces and bracelets spilled from drawers. Ezra and Leo gasped at the shiny treasures.

The ship groaned as water reached the cabin. "Hurry!" called Daddy, lifting the treasure chest. They jumped back to their own ship just in time.

They watched the enemy ship sink beneath the waves. Leo clapped his hands with delight. Mummy's horse neighed triumphantly.

With treasure safely aboard, they turned toward London. Ezra took the wheel while Leo sorted gold coins. The family sang pirate songs together.

That night, back in their real beds, Ezra and Leo dreamed of pirates. Tomorrow would bring new adventures. But for now, the best pirate story ever was complete.